Scott Friedman is a friend of mine and a motivational humorist who keeps audiences laughing all over the world. Every month he sends out a post card with a very humorous ‘top 10′ list. His upcoming April Fools’ list really tickled my funny bone, something sorely needed amidst all the gloomy economic news, and I asked if he’d mind if I reprint his list here. Scott was happy to give permission so with a drum roll (or a rim shot) …
Scott Friedman’s “You Know It’s an April Fool’s Kind of Year When…” List
10. Instead of keeping up with the Joneses … you drag them down to your level.
9. You’re now selling furniture for a living. Unfortunately, it is your own.
8. No need to worry about upgrading to Digital TV as all of your TVs have been repossessed.
7. Even your imaginary friend on Facebook won’t write back.
6. Your partner asks, “How much do we have in the bank?” You respond, “Hmmm, let me shake it.”
5. You trade your stock portfolio for what’s behind Door #2.
4. Your seven course meal is now Rice-a-Roni and a six-pack.
3. Taking your honey on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
2. You join a bridge club. Your jump is scheduled for next Tuesday.
1. You wake up screaming and you haven’t even gone to bed yet.
You can find information on Scott on his web site at www.FunnyScott.com. Click Fun Stuff on the menu to read a collection of his funniest top 10 lists.
